move it!

I have run out of joke lately...anyone got anything good to send me?

What couldn't the pirate watch the movie?

because it was rated "arrgh"

- courtesy of Carlos Morgado

liked it? ok, here's another one:

Where does the pirate keep his gym clothes?

In Davey Jones' locker

- courtesy of Aaron Morgado

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just get
so-o-o stressed, and then in the middle of it life-stuff seems to get funny?
Well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car,looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you, then?" and that's when the fight started.

He should see the back of mine!

A plane was taking off from Mascot Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number XYZ, non-stop from Sydney to Auckland. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax -

'SHIT! ARGHHH! OH, MY GOD!'

Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

A passenger in Economy said, 'That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!'

A really bad day: If the lions don't get you the Crocodile will

Have you ever felt torn between competing pressures? Check out this water buffalo calf...but don't worry, the posse is on the way (or in this case, the herd)



This is when you appreciate the home boyz ...

Summer Breeze

Billy Long is here staying with us this month in Miami. AS i walked him tonight, I inadvertently cracked a loud fart ... Billy, without batting an eye, immediately launched into a lovely version of "Summer breeze, makes me feel fine ... enjoy...

Incredible football play!