Saturday, December 29, 2012

Snow White and the Seven Samurai



The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? 

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai



Monday, December 24, 2012

Houston, we have a BIG problem


A sense of humor


    It is better in the long run to possess an abcess or a tumor
    Than to possess a sense of humor
    People who have senses of humor have a very good time
    But they never accomplish anything of note, either despicable or sublime
    Because how can anyone accomplish anything immortal
    When they realize they look pretty funny doing it and have to stop to chortle 
    ~ Ogdan Nash

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Kevin Costner



The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Pinky and the Brain

The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. 
You can tell the difference quite easily. 
One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. 
The other... is the earth. 

Friday, November 23, 2012

Pinky and the Brain -- "sad meals"


The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

 Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

  Pinky and the Brain

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Friday, February 24, 2012

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Saturday, February 4, 2012

R U Ready to Make the Commitment?

R U Ready to Make the Commitment?