Snow White and the Seven Samurai

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? 

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai

Houston, we have a BIG problem

A sense of humor

It is better in the long run to possess an abcess or a tumor
Than to possess a sense of humor
People who have senses of humor have a very good time
But they never accomplish anything of note, either despicable or sublime
Because how can anyone accomplish anything immortal
When they realize they look pretty funny doing it and have to stop to chortle 

~ Ogdan Nash

Kevin Costner

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

Pinky and the Brain

The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. 
You can tell the difference quite easily. 
One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. 
The other... is the earth. 

Pinky and the Brain -- "sad meals"

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

 Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

  Pinky and the Brain

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.

out of vodka! oh no!