Kevin Costner

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Pinky: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.

Pinky and the Brain

The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. 
You can tell the difference quite easily. 
One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. 
The other... is the earth. 

Pinky and the Brain -- "sad meals"

The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

 Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.

  Pinky and the Brain

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.