7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child ) 

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich. 
-- Pam, age 7

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. 
- - Curt, age 7 

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin , age 10

Idiocracy and Einstein

witticisms

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
3. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake relationships.
4. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
5. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
6. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
7. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
8. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
9. Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
10. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) 

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

 
Both don't want any more kids. 


-- Lori, age 8

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10