"At least I am not hallucinating ..."

If you "bake it", they will come ...

I am really enjoying my time on the farm in Ohio with my parents ... getting ready to bake a mulberry pie for dinner! (we picked the berries yesterday)

Coffee reduces suicide risk ...

I'm going downstairs right now to pour another cup ... hopefully hot!

From the Harvard School of Public Health:

Coffee reduces Suicide Risk

On the far side of Hell ....

RUFF, I take it back!

I am sorry for everything I said last week about George Zimmerman, and his "stupidity." It has recently come to my attention how stupid I can be ... I guess stupid people should not only not be allowed to have guns, but I now have to add into that ownership of a car.

Before my dog died she said .... "ruff." ... She had no idea ....

Matthew 7 
[ Judging Others ] For in the way you judge, you will be judged; and by your standard of measure, it will be measured to you. Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? ...

Don't say no to Chuck

Women never say 'no to Chuck Norris. Even if they don't want to, they know its eventually gonna happen

decaf? really?

I'm staying in a Comfort Inn in Mobile Alabama. I got up this morning and fixed coffee. I drank it. I am still not awake. I look at the packet. It was decaf.

I am not a happy camper. Next stop -- Atlanta.

Guns and Idiots do not mix well.....

I say convict Zimmerman of 2nd degree Murder ... I don't care what the law says, idiots should not be allowed to walk around public spaces with guns .... especially blonds!!!   observe .... 

blond idiots should not be allowed to even hold a gun!

Even sexy idiots!

Crazy ass, tatooed idiots, nuff said! -->

above, and real, genuine, stuipid ass teenager idiots. Notice its the blond that has a ridiculous smile while a gun is held to her head

Social and salsa withdrawal = cabin fever

After six weeks of non-stop work on my dissertation ... I am starting to get some cabin fever. I am going through salsa and social withdrawal .... I probably need to organize another party!

g-e-t-t-i-n-g ... v-e-r-y ... s-l-e-e-p-y

omg, I keep nodding off, I'm g-e-t-t-i-n-g ... v-e-r-y ... s-l-e-e-p-y ... but it is too late to take a nap!

HOLY CRAP! This little piggy .... is a MONSTER!

Cute little pig ...That was killed in King's Point, Sun City Center, FL. about 40 miles from Sarasota ... 

Weekend off

I have decided to take the weekend off -- no dissertation writing for me until Monday!

Creative landscaping

They say a "picture is worth a thousand words." Landscaping might just be worth a chapter in a book!

Chuck Norris' virility

Chuck Norris got three women pregnant at once-- during a conference call.

From twitter - McGangBang sandwhich

There exists a secret McDonald's sandwich named McGangBang -- it is a McChicken sandwich in the middle of a double cheeseburger.

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Only 10 more pages to go in Chapter 5!

 ... and then I re-write chapter 6, start working on footnotes and my bibliography ... whew ... I am tired already!

It's been a hard days night

♪ 6 more pages to go in chapter 4 ♪ ... (drinking song)

6 more pages to go in chapter 4 -- 6 more pages to go! -- take one down, correct it all around -- only 5 more pages to go in chapter 4 ....