Thursday, March 20, 2008

Falling asleep in church

Today, Barack Obama addressed some of the more controversial comments made by his longtime minister, Jeremiah Wright. The guy said some crazy stuff, like, gays caused 9/11, Hurricane Katrina was God’s revenge for our sins. Oh, I’m sorry. That’s Pat Robertson. That’s the other side’s nutball minister.

No, Barack Obama admitted he wasn’t aware of some of the more radical rhetoric because, like most Americans, he falls asleep in church.

Did you see Cheney on the news, sitting with the troops having breakfast? Did you see the breakfast in front of him? The plate was loaded with sausage, bacon, eggs. Who put that meal together? Al Qaeda? Was that their plan? Wait for his heart to explode when he’s in Iraq?

And speaking of that, this week marks the fifth anniversary of the Iraq war, and do you remember when critics were saying, “Oh, the war was just about oil so we could keep the price of gasoline cheap”? Oh, that worked out well, didn’t it?

Now we’re the ones with shock and awe.

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