Friday, May 8, 2009

Leno on Edwards

Monologue | Aired Wednesday night on NBC:
Man, it was hot today. I was sweating like John Edwards waiting to watch his wife on “Oprah.”
Well, tomorrow, John Edwards’ wife, Elizabeth Edwards, a great woman, is going to be on “Oprah.” How many of you are going to watch that? How many of would you rather see her beat the crap out of her husband on “Jerry Springer”?
They taped the show earlier in the week and they’ve been showing little snippets of it. And when Oprah asks about their marriage, Elizabeth says, “Neither one of us is out the door.” But believe me. One of them is on the couch.
John Edwards did not come off good in this thing. In fact, I understand he’s now looking for a third America to hide out in.

And as if he doesn’t have enough problems already, John Edwards is now being investigated on whether or not he used campaign funds to pay his mistress hush money. Here’s my question. Why can’t we find hush money to keep Joe Biden quiet? Where is that hush money?

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