EVER HAD ONE OF THESE DAYS??

There was a guy sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large,trouble-making redneck steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps
it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the guy burst into
tears.
"Come on, Bubba," the redneck says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand
to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," the guy tells him. "I'm a complete failure.
I was late to work again and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in my buddy's truck when he took me home. I found my wife in bed with the county animal control officer and they threw me out of the house.."

"So I get a ride to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,
I buy a drink, I drop 7 capsules of horse tranquilizer in it that I stole from the animal control officer's truck and was sitting here watching them dissolve; then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!

But enough about me, how's your day going?"