Wednesday, July 11, 2007

The Genie in the bottle...

There was a guy walking along the beach, and he tripped over an old looking lamp. He picked it up and rubbed. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!

The Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, I am tired of stupid wishes, I will only give you one wish!"

The suprised man said, " OK, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii."

The genie replied with a smirk, " Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen."

The man said with a smile, "Fine then, I want to understand women."

The genie said, "Would you like two lanes or four?"

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