Friday, December 21, 2007

Tequila Christmas Cake

Tequila Christmas Cake:

1 cup water
1 tsp. Baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. Salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several?times
To check the quality)

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.


Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the dog.



josenmiami said...

Awesome! I will try that recipe as soon as I get back to Miami ... for New Year's Eve!


CresceNet said...

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Patrick said...

hahahahaha!!! I laughed till I almost cried! What a classic! Thanks, Billy!

josenmiami said...

glad you liked it Patrick ... it is one of my favorites as well. I was with some of my Stick & Stein's buddys a few weeks ago on a cold night around a camp fire and someone was able to find it on google on their cell phone and read it out loud to the group ... it was a hit.

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