Saturday, February 23, 2008

Dude, you know what I just heard?

Now that he’s the Republican frontrunner, it looks like John McCain has changed his position on torture. He’s now in favor of water boarding, but only in very limited cases. Like if you’re an editor of The New York Times.

I’m sure you’ve heard this story by now. The New York Times alleging that John McCain had an inappropriate relationship with a young, female lobbyist. I haven’t seen McCain this angry since “Matlock” was canceled.

They say this woman traveled around with McCain to his campaign stops and she also flew aboard his private jet. You know what they call a young woman who travels around with a 71-year-old man? A nurse!

John McCain said yesterday that he was disappointed with the story. His friend Rudy Giuliani was very upset by the story. You know who’s really angry? Mitt Romney. He said, “Why couldn’t this have happened three weeks ago?”

A lot of people are questioning the source of this New York Times story. It’s never good when a news article begins “Dude, guess what I just heard.”

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