Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Top Ten New England Patriots Excuses


David Letterman:

10. What? It's best-of-seven
9. Too much pre-game chowder
8. Since when is that dude allowed to catch a ball with his head?!
7. Terrified by that Fox football robot
6. Everything was fine til' Dr. Phil decided to straighten us out
5. Should have campaigned harder in Florida
4. Entire team stayed up late that night before watching Hannah Montana concert movie
3. Exhausted after spending hours consoling a weepy Terrell Owens
2. Thought game was supposed to be played on Super Tuesday

(...drum role please .....)

The number one New England Patriots excuse....

1. The airline lost our 'roids!

1 comment:

josenmiami said...

comon! is there not one N.E. Patriots fan who will rise to their defense? What do I have to do to buy a freakin comment? over 500 people have been to this web site over the past week...and NOT ONE FREAKIN comment!

I am from Miami... I would think that a snide comment about the Dolphins would be in order....

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