A GOOD DEAL.

A lady was caught shoplifting. When questioned by the judge, she told him why she committed the crime. "Well...my daughter had to go to a school function and she didn't have anything to wear, and she was so sad, she was crying. And I was so sad, I just had to pick her up a dress to wear to the school function."

The judge then said, "But you stole two dresses. Why did you steal two?"

She replied, "They were on sale."