This leaves me rolling on the floor ...

#8 Ghostly Music

A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. "What’s going on?" he asks a cemetery worker.
"It’s Beethoven," says the worker. "He’s decomposing."

Submitted by Jeremy Hone

What to do when you miss the funeral

"Whose funeral did you have in there last Saturday?"

hILARIOUS Audio file of an old lady calling the funeral home

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