• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it!
Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
• Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
• Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
• When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
