Cowboy wisdom

Never smack a man who's chewin' tabacco

Cowboy wisdom

There's no time to rest when there's work to be done. Eat on the run, forget about sleep, and change horses often
(sounds like grad school!)

Cowboy wisdom

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

Cowboy wisdom

A lot of good luck is undeserved, but then so is a lot of bad luck.

Cowboy Wisdom

Some things ain't funny.

Cowboy wisdom

It doesn't matter so much how long a ride you have as how well you ride it.

Double Your Money

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Cowboy Wisdom

No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on.

if it don´t seem like its worth the effort, it probably ain´t.

never smack a man who´s chewin´tobacco.

theories about women...

There´s two theories about arguin´ with a woman, neither one works.

Good whiskey...

Never follow good whiskey with water unless you're out of good wiskey.

Cowboy Wisdom

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.

The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Cowboy Wisdom

"Don't Squat with Yer Spurs On" - Texas Bix Bender.