Showing posts with label True stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label True stories. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Best Voicemail Ever Gives Hilarious Play-by-Play of Car Accident

HILARIOUS!!!

Best Voicemail Ever Gives Hilarious Play-by-Play of Car Accident




Saturday, May 22, 2010

Man's penis freed from metal pipe with industrial grinder :(

A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors could not free his genitals from their metal trap.

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.


Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.

The penis was left bruised and swollen, but otherwise unharmed by its traumatic day.


The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.


'It's certainly an unusual call-out, and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.'

Watch manager Greg Garrett from the Redbridge fire station told the Southampton daily Echo: 'I’ve only come across this type of thing three or four times in my 17 years as a firefighter. It’s not a daily occurrence

Monday, May 26, 2008

Dr. Sam's new web site


hey Check out my friend Dr. Sam's new web site .... http://www.drsam.tv/

I hope you will check it out ... Dr. Sam has majorly helped my wife and I and our children over the last few years. He has innovated certain kinesthetic and nuero-linguistic programing techniques that are amazingly effective.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

What is your goal?

My wife Deb had a chemo treatment today. As we were talking tonight, she mentioned that she had lost 4 pounds in January.
(Note: I have been on Jenny Craig for 2 years and I have gained 2 pounds)
I told her “I’m jealous.”
She said, “You don’t want to lose it this way.”
I said, “No, you are probably right. What is your goal” (referring to weight loss).
She looked at me like I was crazy and said, “stayin alive!”
We both had a good laugh.

R U Ready to Make the Commitment?

R U Ready to Make the Commitment?