Summer Classes for Men

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

A difficult alternative ...

Senator Jim Watson of Indiana bluntly gave his constituents his opinion on an issue. he then added, "Now you have the facts, and you know exactly where I stand on the issue. you can vote for me, or you can go to hell."

When Calvin Coolidge heard this, he remarked, "He gave them a difficult alternative."

Change your friends!

A French citizen approached President Charles de Gaulle and said, "My friends are not content with your policies."

"Well," de Gaulle answered, "change your friends."

Even God is not that busy

Suffragist Julia Ward Howe tried to enlist Massachusetts Senator Charles Sumner in the case of a person who needed help. "Julia, I've become so busy I can no longer concern myself with individuals," Sumner said. Howe replied, "Even God hasn't reached that stage yet" (Chris Lamb, 2007).