Hurricane season is finally over!

...but....



... we knew it was too good to be true, right?

How do Drive like a Floridian

10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.

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9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Florida driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

How to drive like a Floridian

8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in any County during rush hour.

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7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to prepare for people entering the highway.

How to drive like a Floridian

6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates.

For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

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5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially someone from Florida or Georgia. With no- fault insurance the other guy has nothing to lose.

How to drive like a Floridian #3

The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller your chance of getting hit.