The TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS MOMENTS

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin

Don't say no to Chuck

Women never say 'no to Chuck Norris. Even if they don't want to, they know its eventually gonna happen

Chuck Norris' virility

Chuck Norris got three women pregnant at once-- during a conference call.

The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.

Crying Shower

Chuck Norris does not turn on the shower, he stares at it until it starts to cry.

Chuck Norris does not call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone

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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, there's no Snap Crackle & Pop. They shut the fuck up.

IS that a gun in your pocket?

Churck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun ....

Chuck Norris is da man!

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass -- at night.

Chuck Norris turns 70

"Chuck Norris is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. "