Showing posts with label highway humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label highway humor. Show all posts
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
How do Drive like a Floridian
10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the victim.
Monday, August 18, 2008
how to drive like a Floridian
9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Florida driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
How to drive like a Floridian
8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in any County during rush hour.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Things you don't see everyday...
Despite appearances, the people in the photo are NOT me and Debbie...although the guy's profile could easily be me... oh, and the bizarre thing about this photo is the baby in between the man in the woman ...where the red arrow is pointing.
Friday, July 4, 2008
How to drive like a Floridian....
7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to prepare for people entering the highway.
Friday, June 27, 2008
How to drive like a Floridian
6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates.
For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
How To Drive Like A Floridian....
5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, especially someone from Florida or Georgia. With no- fault insurance the other guy has nothing to lose.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
How to drive like a Floridian
4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.
Monday, June 9, 2008
How to drive like a Floridian #3
The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller your chance of getting hit.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
How to drive like a Floridian #2
2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
Friday, May 30, 2008
How To Drive Like A Floridian....
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Florida driver never uses them.
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