There were two muffins in the oven, and one said to the other, "Good Lord! it is HOT in here!"
The other muffin said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!"
Showing posts with label corny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label corny. Show all posts
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Monday, August 25, 2008
He was against it...
Calvin Coolidge arrived home from church. When his wife, who had been too ill to attend, inquired about the subject of the minister's sermon.
"Sin," Coolidge said.
"And what did he say about it?"
Mrs. Coolidge inquired.
"He was against it."
"Sin," Coolidge said.
"And what did he say about it?"
Mrs. Coolidge inquired.
"He was against it."
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Friday, November 23, 2007
What couldn't the pirate watch the movie?
because it was rated "arrgh"
- courtesy of Carlos Morgado
liked it? ok, here's another one:
Where does the pirate keep his gym clothes?
In Davey Jones' locker
- courtesy of Aaron Morgado
- courtesy of Carlos Morgado
liked it? ok, here's another one:
Where does the pirate keep his gym clothes?
In Davey Jones' locker
- courtesy of Aaron Morgado
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