kick-butt humor: Twain

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

members of Congress

Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

Monday, May 28, 2007

Mark Twain on funerals

-I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Can you relate to this?

Never give up ... L.P. on Rio de Janeiro (there is always cheap cachaça), D.H. fighting against cancer and overcoming nausea and learning that bald is beautiful while smiling non-stop, M.H. starting a business a third world country... C.M. getting into film making without going bankrupt, B.D. looking for a job... B.D. looking for a job, S.M looking for a job to support C.M so that he can make it in film making without going broke, J.M. learning to be nice to people she does not like (don't give up, girl!), oh...did I mention B.D. looking for a job? J.H. (the younger) selling 50 pieces of art in a week and making manager, J.H. (Joe the elder but not quite "the White" just yet) getting a Ph.D while devoting 50 hours a week to blogging, K.W. finding her signficant other, H.H. getting along with her significant other, T.M. getting over her formerly significant other, C.W. mastering Algebra and becoming a psychologist, young J., evading eternal damnation in spite of obsessing over multiple sins, large and small (mostly small--think Martin Luther), all my grad friends finishing their theses, keeping their sanity and finding lucrative jobs, C.G. survivng her first semester in the LACC grad program reading two books a week in her 2nd language, Dr. J. putting up with all the acadmic bureaucracy while mothering hist. grad students, E.Y. getting married by the end of the year (economically), J.K avoiding getting in big trouble in DC and finding her way back to her "peeps" in Miami, I.A. finding people to go out partying and drinking with him every night of the week, M.G. finding the courage to ask someone out on a date, M.R. getting a career other than cooking without going over the top with his bp,. and etc. etc. As Winston Churchill once said, "Never give up, Never. never, never never give up!"

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