Moses, Jesus and an old Man on the golf course

Moses, Jesus and an old fellow with long white hair and beard went out to play golf. Moses teed off and hit the ball into the lake. He walked down to the lake, stretched out his gold club, parted the water, walked over to the golf ball and chipped up onto the green where it rolled up to within a foot of the hole.

Jesus walked up, teed off, and also hit the ball into the lake. He calmly walked down to the lake, walked on the water to the middle of the lake, reached his golf club down into the water and easily chipped his ball up onto the green where it rolled up next to Moses’ ball.

The white-haired man walked up to the tee, hit the ball, it sailed up into the sky past the green, bounced off of a sign, back into the lake, fell on a lily pad, was picked in the mouth of a frog. A hawk swept down from the sky and snatched up the frog with the ball in his mouth, and fly up into the sky, over the green, and as the Hawk squeezed the frog, the frog dropped the ball, which fell several hundred feet into a perfect hole in one.

Moses looked at Jesus and said “I hate playing golf with your dad!”

- Courtesy of Dan Todd.