Aired Tuesday night on NBC: Here’s some good news. In response to the country’s severe economic crisis, President Bush has been working around the clock. He has drafted landmark legislation that will end the recession within a month and bring down the price of gas by 35 percent. April Fools!
No, the rich are still going to be getting richer. Don’t worry about it.
April Fools’, of course, the day when people try to fool their friends and relatives, as opposed to April 15, where you try to fool the IRS. Totally different.
Well, Hillary Clinton was in Philadelphia today, where she told the crowd she is like the movie character, Rocky. Now, if I remember the movie correctly, doesn’t Rocky get the crap beat out of him and lose?
Hillary Clinton is just like Rocky, except when she’s in Bosnia; then she’s like Rambo.
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