I like that John McCain

Boy oh boy, did you read about John McCain, ladies and gentlemen? Did you read about John McCain? Oh, well, according to the New York Times now, John McCain may have had an inappropriate relationship with a young blond. That sounds like presidential material to me.

Beautiful blond young woman, and she is now in phase one, the woman is now in phase one of a Washington scandal: denial; phase two, of course, is the book deal; phase three, posing nude for Playboy.

I mean, think about it, John McCain and with a young blond, and this was interesting: out of force of habit, Hillary is standing by him.

I like that John McCain. He looks like a guy who gets tickets for mowing under the influence. He looks like a guy with a collection of movies he bought at the car wash. He looks like a guy on the beach with a metal detector. He looks like the guy who is still confused by the phone answering machine: “Hello, is that – hello, is that you? Larry, Larry, hello?” He looks like the guy who calls his grandson when he screws up the remote: “Well, now all the shows are in Spanish. What am I going to do, hello?”

But, I want to tell you something, the Republicans, they’re not taking this scandal lightly. They are very concerned about this new scandal, yes, they are. But, on the bright side, it doesn’t involve an airport men’s room.