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And in political news, Ralph Nader has decided to run for president! Well, you thought Mike Huckabee didn’t know when to quit, huh? In fact, Ralph Nader’s campaign slogan ? “It’s Me Again.” What do you call somebody at a Ralph Nader campaign rally? Ralph Nader. That’s the only one there.
Nader is going to be 74 next week. In fact, the good news, if Ralph gets sick, his younger brother, Raúl Nader, will then take over.
Well, you know who’s thrilled that Nader is back in the race? John McCain. He’s not the oldest guy anymore. There you go. Hey, congratulations!
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